Incredible India! They invite you. They insist. They keep calling again and again to remind you. And you go there, to get rid of that prick of conscience, guilt. You are greeted by a sign board which reads as ' Visitors vehicles not allowed' You feel stranded. You can't take reverse. For a change how about a sign board reading as " Only you are welcome. Sorry, not your vehicle" or " Your home is the best place to park your vehicle"